scene starts with 4 suspected bank robbers in a black van.
The boss: Stick your foot on the bloody pedal or ill give you two shots through your skull.
Rego: I’m going as fast as I can and if you shoot me my squad be coming after you.
Gon: (using hand gestures) Bruv shut your mouth or ill shut it for you.
Rego: (Angrily) Ok! jeez.
Gon: Dats what I like.
Cordi: Stop arguing and get us out of the city before they call the po po!
Joker: He’s right. Keep on acting like this and your cut will be as small as the amount I can put into a plastic bag.
Rego: Bu..
Joker: No buts. If there’s any complains Ill just give you the bag and that’ll be your share.
Gon : That’s a good 5p in the 5p jar.
police sirons
Cordi: Too late pass the AK47 now you better get ready.
Gun fire.
Rego: If we survive who shall get the bigger share?
Joker: That’s for me to know and you to find out.
Gon: He does have a point doe.
Joker: Well my brudas I’ve got a question for yawl. yawl better give me a good reason why ok. Who should get the bigger share?
Rego: (In a sly voice)Boss I love this more than words can wield the matter; Dearer than eye sig…
Gon: Bruv he’s lieng you can see it in his face and he’s reading Shakespeare’s Goneril part and…
Joker: Shut up and let him finish.
Rego: Dearer than eyesight space and liberty ; Beyond the money what ever it is valued, rich or rare; as much as I love my own family, even my father; No less than life, with everything I own, beyond all manner Boss I love this job.
Gon: What a load of garbage.
Joker: Well if you think you can do better lets see.
Gon: Boss fam, I am made of crime and everything you turned me into. You took me in when nobody wanted me. you taught me the way of crime. I thank you very much and wish to be just like you.
Joker: (Sarcastically) Ok not bad not bad.
Rego: What a joker!
Gon: Shut your mouth. Now dats what I like.
Joker: keep your eye on the road, and you keep on shooting.
More gun fire.
Rego and Gon: Yes Boss.
Joker: Now what do you have to say.
Cordi: Nothing.
Joker: (In shock)What??? Make your speech a bit more complex and you’ll get a good share.
Cordi: You cant possible tell me to put my mouth where my heart is and besides..
Joker: I understand.
Cordi; You do.
Joker; Of course.
TO BE CONTINUED

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